Sunday, October 3, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Chk this out
Thursday, May 27, 2010
What you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Tarot reading at accenture's party
I had gone to accenture’s party today. The party looked more like a college fest than a corporate party. They had a jumping balloon (or what ever it is called) there, and unlike other places this guy let us go in. Must have got into one of those after some 7-8 years. Then I also got my sketch done and it was horrible.
Another interesting thing there was the tarot reader. Yeh for the first time tried something like that. Now this is what he told me:
1. You are lucky and get a lot of stuff by luck (wanted to tell him loser I work, have never even won a bingo game by luck)
2. You’ll have to struggle now to get work done (now he was making me think should I get up before he says more bad stuff but I stayed on as the next card was looking good atleast by the picture on it)
3. You’ll go onsite in next one year (now this I think accenture senior management must have told him to say this, so that the employees feel better)
4. Only after you get into a relationship you’ll do well financially (any girl listening out there, or am i supposed to look out for a rich girl).
That’s enough I thought, before he speaks more and makes me actually go back home and think about it i said thank you and left.
Waise bhi jab jab jo jo hone hai tab tab so so hota hai.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Last month log
Last month was just incredible. Worked in shifts, did production release, went for trekking, attended year end party and saw all the movies released- de dana dhan, paa, 3 idiot, avatar and radio (wasting a lot of money)
Returned back to office on saturday for a production release, was expecting it to end in 5 mins as just had to run 2 commands and send a 2 mails. But god had other plans, no thing worked that day. I was highly pissed off and only after 2 hrs finally got it to work and ran to catch a cab, as I was already late for thek. After taking a string of cab, rickshaw, bus and train reached neral, the start of our trekking destination. After starting the trek at 5 we just had an hour to reach the camp site as sun was setting but I was relaxed as we had a professional with us. But that feeling suddenly changed to worry after we got lost and couldn’t find our way. Then we camped at an unknown location at the bottom. First time I stayed in those tents it was an amazing experience, not that comforting though and first time held a snake in my hand (obviously it was a non poisonous one). Next morning started trek early and after walking between trees, climbing rocks, releasing four snakes and walking on the edge of the mountain (risking our precious lives) ended it all at 4 in the evening.
Then after a few days, we had out year end party at renaissance. Just like last year it was great fun. There were all kinds of drinks and music and I food too but I didn’t go there so cant tell more about that. I think we should have quarter end parties instead of year end parties to keep people motivated. Though month end would be a great idea too ;)...
Now looking forward to 31st… making big plans for that, lets see if people agree and I’ll end my year on a high note(not literally).
Monday, October 26, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Vacation Plans
Another thing i learned today - Nobody believes you if you fall sick after a long weekend and skip a day. Ok i agree even i would not,if my teammate did the same. But i was seriously unwell...u dont believe me? thats ok no1 did ;)
What else...work's going great(whenever it comes)...eating out regulary...watching movies...trying to study...
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
No Smoking
Sunday, August 23, 2009
PC
My PC is dying, its asking for a makeover. With just 40GB harddisk and 512 RAM and CRT its difficult to play even FIFA 07, am just left with those stupid flash games from office. We should actually call them the bankruptcy games. Coz they were the best thing to kill time in office and keep the competition alive. The ride the beer truck competition...remember han?
Bankruptcy day TP se yaad aaya ‘Le’mera’. Lemera I don’t remember whose initiative it was but we all stretched the discussion too much that I was inspired(or may be I just didn’t have any thing better to do in life than) to make a website for that.
Check it out here: http://lemera.freehostia.com/
Read every thing in there, don’t forget to chk out the logos and pics. If you like it write to me and if you dont like it still you can tell me. I hope it brings out the same nostalgic feeling of the 4th floor kensi sitting area and those hiring and brand building plan…and who can forget the masala dosa delivery.
Current thoughts going on in my mind…buy a new laptop...study…buy a PS3 what else do u want in life…buy a MAC book…Sony PSP…Upgrade ur desktop…study… play…study…play…get serious...enough...watch TV...
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
The way we think
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Prime Services Treat
Sunday, September 28, 2008
New Friends
Sandeep or sandy- in college we were in the same class but we never got time to know each other. May be we were too busy in our own worlds. Now he’s my friend. sandy has opinion abt every thing and salla notices even the smallest of things u do. But he cool and good at heart. A PJ for him- now he’s working on LCAM if Japanese company buys us they’ll give him Digcam to work on…haha(I know only I laughed).
Next. Mr. Anant Kejriwal- was in college too, but we became frnds here. He could have won the most hardworking tdp award for working late till 8 every day. May be this is the reason why he’s enjoying the most now. We call him the ambassador of malad for his love for so called malad companies. He’s one of the most popular guy here. And yes he knows Struts…So if u have a company in malad with a vacancy for struts developer he’s the man for u.
Rohit- same college same class. He’s intelligent and a good athlete. One more thing he cannot tie a tie (I do it for him). Working hard this time I hope he learns to tie a tie before he gets into iim’s.
And few more people I met Pratik- the great programmer. Shekhar- the super cool guy always in his own world. Ankit- vesit topper I think all nerds should look at him and learn something. Nelville or Neville? chod call him colin- a movie buff, retard is his favorite word.
I might have missed some one in this list excuse me (su mi ma se n) for that as it is 1 o clock at midnight and am feeling sleepy.
So ppl bye for now…
Saturday, September 6, 2008
LB and Rock On!!!
It’s been a while since I last posted any thing. Perhaps from now on I’ll regularly post. Is anyone else reading this-- I doubt. I just completed two months in Lehman and I didn’t even realize. I didn’t expect getting acquainted to my work so fast. After spending engineering college years having fun I was expecting a uphill task ahead, but its been good…actually great. I coded jsp/servlets donno how but I learnt myself and did it. Shikhar(will tell u later about him) has been very helpful. But its incredible how i could do it…
Saw Rock On today. Really good movie, a must watch. I always wanted to learn to play a musical instrument but never got a chance to learn something other than my sea cadet bugle (am not sure whether I can call it a musical instrument). But as they say its never too late, am thinking of learning how to play a guitar. But how will I learn, will yoga guide me? I doubt he’ll have time and patience. Then…then…lets see first I have to buy one. Will tell you what happened to this thought later...Bye for now...
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Bhajji cheering for Mumbai Indians
Just check out the picture, who's just joined the Mumbai Indians cheer leading squad. And you thought Harbhajan is just attending trials in the slapgate row and resting at home?















