Sunday, October 3, 2010

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Chk this out

Ravi made me laugh. Else you would have had the whole song ;).

I do better than this:).

Frnds at my place

Thursday, May 27, 2010

What you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work

If u have seen the movie office space u'll like this -

[Peter, Michael, and Samir are chatting as they hang around the printer]
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars then you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point of the exercise is that you're supposed to figure out what you would want to do if...
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

Saturday, February 27, 2010

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Tarot reading at accenture's party

I had gone to accenture’s party today. The party looked more like a college fest than a corporate party. They had a jumping balloon (or what ever it is called) there, and unlike other places this guy let us go in. Must have got into one of those after some 7-8 years. Then I also got my sketch done and it was horrible.

Another interesting thing there was the tarot reader. Yeh for the first time tried something like that. Now this is what he told me:

1. You are lucky and get a lot of stuff by luck (wanted to tell him loser I work, have never even won a bingo game by luck)

2. You’ll have to struggle now to get work done (now he was making me think should I get up before he says more bad stuff but I stayed on as the next card was looking good atleast by the picture on it)

3. You’ll go onsite in next one year (now this I think accenture senior management must have told him to say this, so that the employees feel better)

4. Only after you get into a relationship you’ll do well financially (any girl listening out there, or am i supposed to look out for a rich girl).

That’s enough I thought, before he speaks more and makes me actually go back home and think about it i said thank you and left.

Waise bhi jab jab jo jo hone hai tab tab so so hota hai.